I love multitasking. And by “multitasking”, I mean, doing things while watching tv because I clearly love watching tv. I’m watching it right now as I type this. So if I begin typing names of characters on The Office, you’ll know that I’m not having a seizure, I’m just “multitasking”. See? Totally doing two things at once, making the most of my time. I wish I had something I could drink through a straw so I could do three things at once…must work on this.
I know that as a woman, I should be a boss at multitasking. And in some ways, I am. Like, I can think about everything that I need to accomplish in the next 43 minutes while refilling water cups, picking up dirty laundry, and most likely drinking coffee. Also, I’m super good at worrying about 57 things at once. Does that count as multitasking?? Dang it. Here’s what I’m NOT good at. Writing while the tv is on. (doing that now. obviously, not well. the tv is winning.) Counting while people are talking to me.
Oh I’m sorry, did I say counting while people are talking to me? I meant COUNTING, PERIOD. Yesterday I ran into a friend I haven’t seen in a while, during the exact moment when I was trying to pay for my thrift store haul. You can imagine how that went down. I asked the poor cashier about four times what my total was again, and oh, wait, did you say “SEVENTY THREE CENTS?” one more time…I already forgot what you literally just said… So yeah, in a lot of ways I kind of fail at multitasking.
One thing I really do well though, is wear all my stuff at once. I like to refer to this as “multitasking”. Put on all the things I like at once, wear them proudly, and when people ask “who are you supposed to be?” I say “a girl who likes clothes and doesn’t play favorites with everything in her closet.”
You know what else is fun? That these boots kind of double as pants. Now I’d never wear them AS pants, but you catch my drift right? Yeah. Why not have my clothing multitask too!?
I’m going to get back to doing all the things while napping with my eyes open now. Must. Have. Coffee.
Good luck multitasking today. It’s not recommended without caffeine. ;)
*boots are One Teaspoon, kimono is Wildfox, shorts are Levis, tank is Target!